Welcome to YayChirac! See how great the ancien French President is!
Take a seat, relax, and enjoy all the wonderful swag and brightness we are trying to relay from Chirac on this website. Chirac will make your life better, actually he probably already did, even if you don't know it.
Except being totally awesome, Chirac is an entire philosophy, for some people it's even a religion. These adepts pray together the Great Chirac hoping that He will raise again ang share His Swag with the entire mankind, and restore peace and order in the world, while eating calf's head and drinking Corona.
Here is some nice swag awesome music so you can enter into meditation: